Cooool!

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Hihi! Its meee! Bolyongoks Inner Child! this is so coool she nevre lets me post anything! and now shes listning to stupid muzik its all gothik and depressy with a ladie who sings tooo high. my outer gronup is silly sumtimes! shes mad b-caz 2 days ago theye made her weed a walkway with a scroodrivr and she waz lik 'how dum, i no 2 langwadjes and am very smart and i am stil a gardnr. i thot it waz fun but i dont hav to polish the boots. i wonder iff pols mind that polish and polish is the same. i thot it waz weird... my outre gronup thinks i am bing a... its a big word...
anywayz! so cool! we r gettin a baby!! itz not ours of cors. we ar borrowin one and haf to give it bak on sun-day. she iz sooo cute!!! but outre gronup saz she wont get ny sleep caz the baby is very small and needs lots of help. i will help! i will tell the baby storys and watch it!
outre gronup saz no you will go asleep rely fast caz you will get bored but i say that iz not true at alll!
And shez riting a book agan witch is rubish and borin. i kan say this caz i am also n inner kritik. thers another but shez meen and rubish. i like my outre gronup but rit now shez not much fun. we hav tintin books agan but theyr all sqiggls and weird. she saz its anothur langwitch but i think ENglish is hard enuf.
anywayz outregronup iz all weird and nott happy with the weathr. i told her 'cheer up, we can go to a cool place for Krismas' but she saz thats hard now with work. i am glad i am thee inner child coz i get to go plaices without papers and thiyngs. beein an outregronup iz hard work.